Sunday, May 17, 2009

My daughter does this funny thing....


We watched a video on sign language last week. Norah climbed into a laundry basket that had some of her blankets in it. I caught her doing this funny thing with her tongue and thought you might like to see it too. She's just making funny faces in this other video.

My Son's Advice, Jokes, and Other Interesting Sayings

Toby continues to crack me up with his wild imagination.

This morning he was drawing on the chalkboard while I cleaned up breakfast. When asked what he was drawing he said "A tornado." He then drew a bunch of spikey lines and said "It has sharp, sharp, sharp, sharp teeth. Don't touch it." Don't worry, Toby, I wouldn't want to touch a tornado with very sharp teeth!

He's always making up new knock-knock jokes. Recently they've consisted of several things in a list knocking at the door and then producing sounds when asked who's there. To wit:
T: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
T: A car, a pig, with mud in it
You: A car, a pig, and mud in it who?
T: Honk, Oink, Slurp!
(This morning he added "an ant" to the list and then the ant said "burp!" Other days he's said "and no car" in the list and then added "no honk" to the punchline.)
Next time you see him ask for a knock knock joke and see what you get.

We've been having talks recently about bugs and stuff that comes along with summer. Right now I have poison ivy on my arm (from pruning the stupid blackberry bushes) and he still calls it "pokeyson ivy." I'm ready to rip my arm off but at least it's a good warning for him to stay away from it.
We've also started to see more ants around, and so we've talked about keeping the crumbs swept up in the kitchen and not eating in his room. The other day he said something he was eating was "crumbsy" which I thought was a good adjective that I might start using more often.

Lastly, here's a video of him showing the sign for airplane.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

My Mother Said...

Two things (so far) that I have noticed myself saying that are direct quotes I heard in my childhood:

"The kitchen is closed." That comes after dinner and when the dishes are all done. Toby wanders in and whines "I want a bedtime snack." This has been my fall-back line when he does that so I don't have to clean up another mess--at least until breakfast.

"Until I've had some coffee...fill-in-the-blank (usually: the answer is 'no')." I haven't realized how much I rely on a little bit of caffeine to get me through the morning until I try a day without it. I tried this morning, since we were out of coffee. I had to stop at Starbucks on our way to work to get a latte. We're still out of coffee, and even though neither BJ nor I have to work tomorrow (we're both on summer break!) I'm not going to risk another morning without caffeine in the house.

I'll have to keep an ear out for any other lines that slip into my vocabulary that are a direct regurgitation from my childhood. I was hoping I'd be more original with the whole parenting thing, but there are some lines that just seem to resurface with each generation.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

My Acknowledgments Page

I've been reading a lot this semester.
I won't go into all the books I've read (yet). I'll just say that some I would recommend heartily and others....well, others I would suggest a little less enthusiastically.
But one thing I've noticed myself doing: reading the author's acknowledgments page.
I just finished a novel by Laurie Halse Anderson (Wintergirls) and her "thanks page" was actually three pages long--she even thanked her ex-husband and her ex's new wife. Reading that made me think of the funny comments in author Libba Bray's book that ended her trilogy. There were some random comments in there and a huge spoiler since I stupidly read it before starting the third book; it makes more sense for it to be at the end of the book instead of at the beginning!
But I'm also wondering whether these pages even get read--besides by the people who expect their names to be mentioned. Anyone else care that such-and-such thanked so-and-so for the fantastic copy-editing?
If BJ writes a book someday (which I'm sure he will--who knows whether it'll be the Beer Drinker's Guide to Wine or something more philosophically-minded, though) I wonder what line I'd get. What would I say in an acknowlegments page (even though I'm never going to write more than a few paragraphs in a haphhazard blog)? I guess it would be like writing an Oscars acceptance speech before you've been nominated. Silly. But maybe I'll write a blog post with a bunch of random thanks that only make sense to the people mentioned. Seems like the thing to do. :)

Monday, May 11, 2009

My Mother's Day

Yesterday I had a great Mother's Day. We went to church as a family then came home and enjoyed an abnormal amount of quiet time; both kids napped from 1 to 3:30. So I got to read, watch golf (I'm a Tiger fan, so it is actually something I like to do), and enjoy the sunny day. Then BJ took Toby to a movie so I had some quality time with Norah. She's getting cuter--and more stubborn--every day. BJ cooked a lobster pasta dinner that was so amazing.
I'm blessed with two beautiful children that I am so thankful for!

My Last Episode

Scrubs season finale aired last Wednesday.
Toby watched a little bit of it with me before his bedtime. I tucked him into bed with some stories and told him that I'll read to him in a bit. He (unknowingly) put himself to sleep so I could watch my show. How thoughtful of him!
The finale was great. I made me laugh out loud and the ending made me cry. Scrubs, without a doubt, has the best soundtrack of any show on television. Some of my favorite music (Joshua Radin, Snow Patrol, Coldplay, Kutless) has been used as the background music in episodes over the last 8 years.
Here's a link to a blogger's post over at EW.com. It links to the last 4 minutes of the last episode, in case you want to hear the song that made me cry (and I cried again when I listened to it this morning--I'm a sucker for emo, I guess, or maybe just for Peter Gabriel songs set to Scrubs).


I think I forgot to mention that I watched a Scrubs episode (dubbed into German) while we were in Germany. BJ was at the conference and I was channel surfing at the hotel (which I don't recommend: TV there is a lot racier at 2 in the afternoon than it is even at 2 in the morning here in the States) and I caught an episode--how random is that?

Saturday, May 2, 2009

My Friend's Best Advice about parenting

Over a year ago I did something on the advice of my friend Sarah and since I've been complimented on it so many times I have to give credit where it's due. I bought three of the same little plush toy donkeys (or horses) from Pottery Barn Kids for Norah before she was born. They decorated the little corner of the study where we put gifts and diapers before she arrived. For months after she was born they all just hung around on the bookshelf, coming down to join Toby's animal trains or to provide something for baby Norah to look at while I changed her.
After a while Norah was able to grasp toys and since there were three of this little donkey it just seemed to be where she was--in the crib, in the car, on the changing table. As a result, this was the toy that Norah attached to. "Donkey" or something like it will probably be her first word. (Although there are several people who would testify that her first words were "hot dog" I'm ignoring them) She goes to her crib and pulls them out to carry them around when she's tired. The donkey is the only thing that calms her down when she's in the church nursery. They end up going everywhere with her. We're down to two because one of the donkeys was in our luggage that got stolen in January.
My friend Sarah gave me this idea when she realized her daughter, Hannah, had attached to a toy from Pottery Barn Kids. Sarah wanted to go buy a back-up of the toy only to find out they had discontinued it. She had to special order that toy from two other stores to have a back-up. I figured I could go and pick something up and see if Norah attached to one; if not, I'd have two extra toys to give away as baby gifts. Thinking back, I probably should have picked out something cuter than the donkey (I think they had cows and monkeys at the time), but I had no idea that this strategy would actually work.
If you've seen our Christmas picture you'll notice Norah is holding her donkey. When I tell people that she has two donkeys they think it's so clever to have a back-up. I have to give all the credit to Sarah, who gave me the idea. Thanks, friend, it's the best little piece of parenting advice that I pass along to others!