My First Grade Homework

Have I told you how much homework Toby has to do each night?
Well, it's a lot.
And every Thursday his teachers send home the seat work he's done for the week. This is interesting on some level, but on another level it looks like Toby just does worksheets all day (which may or may not be true--I haven't had a chance to go visit his classroom like I did when he was in kindergarten).
This evening I went through his weekly stack of seat work and found a page about "Football in the Fall" that I thought I'd share with you.
It's a worksheet about complete sentences. The little worksheet has a cute picture of a squirrel kicking a football. There are a mix of 14 phrases and sentences on the page and Toby has to underline each complete sentence and then rewrite each incomplete sentence to make it a complete sentence.
For example, #6 says "The grass." (It's not a complete sentence, so Toby had to rewrite it to make it one.)
Toby then wrote at the bottom of the page "the grass wavs wan it is a winde day."
That makes sense, right?
:o)
Here's the part that made me laugh out loud.
At the bottom of the sheet is a little box that says:
"Bonus: Write three complete sentences about squirrels."

Three complete sentences about squirrels?? Really?